As if an adult cannot change, lets look for something happened 30 years ago.

Williams sisters are getting old. I remember when they first took the world by storm. They were like all we talked about in the mid 90s

Eh. Buck Shelford tore his open in the first half of a rugby test. Finished (and won) the game.
/Hockey guys are tough. Rugby players are right there with them.

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Broke my Clavicle, and in the initial moments after, I said “I just need a little time to tend to the scrapes on my body when I fell and I’ll be fine.” 30 minutes later “I need to go to the Emergency Room”

Brings new meaning to “No nut November”

To be fair to the guy, Cincinnati’s relationship with the rest of the state is…complicated. I think he genuinely meant it as a joke aimed at poking fun at OSU fans. I do understand why many don’t see it as such, though.

You’re right. I was thinking they beat the Giants but that is false.

Nope, it was just over 3 weeks ago. He finished the game, had surgery the next day and was told it would be 4 weeks of injury time. Came back last night, a week ahead of schedule. Edit*****and I just got the joke. Stupid me.

Ok thanks for explaining. I was tempted to say this is some sort of PR spin because I didn’t understand how you could drown and save your kids at the same time.

This same thing happened to me but in a lake just out of a boat. My 1yo daughter had a life jacket on but I didn’t as I’m also a strong swimmer and was just treading water. Realized super quickly that I couldn’t keep her safely afloat without sinking myself. Pretty scary 15 seconds until I got my family’s attention on the boat.

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I’m a strong swimmer. Years ago I was treading water in the deep end of a pool near the side. Unthinkingly, my wife handed me my 6 month daughter. I realized quickly I could hold her head above water or mine, but not both. Fortunately I was close to the wall. I still ingested a lot of water. It’s no joke, it happens more easily than people think no matter how big and strong you are.

I agree with your sentiment but SF only went to one Super Bowl with him. 2012 Har-bowl vs. Ravens.

As a man with one nut.. this gag never stops amongst friends.

Me: "Man that almost hit me right in the nuts!"
Friend: "Don't you mean in the NUT?"

Haha yes thank you for reminding me that I had cancer. Good times.

(Seriously though, I use comedy / make fun of myself as a coping method and it got me through without too much despair)

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It definitely didn’t work when he had 2 Super Bowl appearance in 4 years while posting near .700 over his tenure with the 49ers.

Hockey players are savages. I forget the exact details but I think it was Rich Peverley who had a stroke and in the ambulance, he asked EMT if they could take him back so he could get back in the game.

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What a terrible journalist …

Anyone have the link to actual information?

He will fall flat on his face in the NFL. His schtick barely works in college and definitely won’t fly in the NFL.

That's legitimately stupid lol

Someone send this to Lebron

The new nutcracker play is really violent…