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mbht246 t1_iy75kbp wrote

Reply to A jug of shampoo by MamboNumber5Guy

Plays song : "Swallowed shampoo

Prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

Called the number on the bottle

Spoke to a guy

He said, "Vomit"

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Poison"

I said, "Goodbye"

I look at my finger

I look at my life

It wasn't that much

I'll probably be fine

I swallowed shampoo

I'm prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

I swallowed shampoo

I'm prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

I swallowed shampoo

I'm prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

Here lies the dipshit who drank shampoo

Even though the bottle had a warning not to

I swallowed shampoo

I'm prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That was a lie

I swallowed shampoo

I'm prob'ly gonna die

It smelled like fruit

That, that was, uh, not what it tasted like"

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