I'd say make it an audio book but that would probably be annoying as hell to navigate

Thank you for letting me know my son losing 11 jackets last winter was an accidental act of charity. Makes me feel a little better.

Wow, we are really stretching the meaning of 'mildly' to the absolute limit here.

Forbidden eggnog

“What’s in the jar with the skull and crossbones?”

“Milk, that’s a decoy”

“And the milk jug?”

“Shampoo.”

“You mean I’ve been putting shampoo in my cereal?”

“If you’re using the milk jug, yeah.”

Someone is going to have really clean cereal in the morning.

Wow only 3.99.... they charge 8.99 for the small bottle with the pictures and colors...

To me that sounds like over 200 children lost their lives every year, or at least I would have, had I told my mom that I lost my clothes.

I do hear a ticking tho

Because it is!!! Omg the clock is ticking! Ruuuuuuuuuuuun!

Yes and it sounds like some electric keyboard riffs.

At least that's what I assume that one Prince song is about.

Why would he do that? That's my expression too when I read this post.

At first I read the little print as “Dairy Moisture”

I drank it and now my insides are clean

Oh man I’d love a commercial supply of my favorite face wash. I wouldn’t care what the container looked like we over pay for packaging anyway

I believe this is called “off-spec”. My papaw used to get these before he passed away. It’s on brand but something was wrong with it that it didn’t pass inspection. It may have been slightly off in color, or smelled slightly different, too much of 1 ingredient/not enough of one ingredient etc. so instead of throwing it out or donating it, the company sells it at a lesser price so they don’t loose there whole dollar amount on the product. He would specifically get tide and downy. Gallon jugs for 9 dollars. Not sure where he got them from.

Oh shit. What was the mayo.

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Just put that in the fridge next to the milk and wait for the hilarity to ensue.

If this is real and safe, I would like to purchase this.

Omg I'd drink it all

only in ohio 💀

F that..if I'm being some questionably used/returned stuff I'm trying to pay as close to $0 as possible

We have one in my state that started good then 10 years down the road they're charging retail price for water damaged shit.

We just put our last name into things and all three of our kids use it through the years… then we cross it out and donate! :)